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Box Buy · 4/4  A box stays on hand at all times. Regular rotation.

Five-Pack · 3/4  Yes, I'd buy it again. A few live in the humidor.

Hand-Me-One · 2/4  Wouldn't spend my own money. Wouldn't turn one down.

Not Even Free · 1/4  I'd rather smoke nothing.

Latest reviews

Unlit Oliva Serie V Maduro Toro held in hand against a stone wall, very dark brown lightly toothy wrapper with the red and gold Serie V band and the secondary Maduro band
Not Even Free · 1/4$13 streetStrength: Medium-Full

Oliva Serie V Maduro Toro Review

The Oliva Serie V Maduro Toro is a Not Even Free (1/4) at about $13 street... a draw so tight it took four or five passes with the draw tool and still...

2026-10-24

Liga Privada Unico Serie Nasty Fritas held in hand against a stone wall, very dark brown wrapper tapering to a twisted pigtail cap, white Nasty Fritas band near the wide closed foot
Box Buy · 4/4$7.50 streetStrength: Medium

Liga Privada Único Serie Nasty Fritas Review

The Liga Privada Único Serie Nasty Fritas is a Box Buy (4/4) at about $7.50 street... chocolate, leather and sweet cream from the light to the nub, no...

2026-10-21

Casa Magna Colorado Robusto held in hand against a stone wall, medium-dark brown wrapper with prominent veins, gold, black and red Casa Magna Colorado band, about a quarter inch burned
Five-Pack · 3/4$9 to $10 streetStrength: Medium

Casa Magna Colorado Robusto Review

The Casa Magna Colorado Robusto is a Five-Pack (3/4) at about $9 to $10 street... the flavor start to finish is a box buy for me, cinnamon, leather and...

2026-10-20

Polished stainless steel Stinky Cigar Car Ashtray sitting in a dark gray outdoor cupholder, lid open to the side with a lit Liga Undercrown Maduro held in the two stainless cigar wings
Wouldn't Buy$38 street

Stinky Cigar Car Ashtray Review

The Stinky Cigar Car Ashtray is a Wouldn't Buy at about $38 street... it's built like a tank and seals tight, but the lid outweighs a base that's...

2026-10-18

Unlit Liga Undercrown Maduro Gran Toro held in hand against a stone wall, dark brown rustic wrapper with prominent veins, the gold and teal Undercrown band near the head and the teal Maduro foot band
Five-Pack · 3/4$11 streetStrength: Medium

Liga Undercrown Maduro Gran Toro Review

The Liga Undercrown Maduro Gran Toro is a Five-Pack (3/4) at about $11 street... leather, coffee and a sweet cream finish that gets you a lot of what...

2026-10-18

Unlit Dunbarton Sin Compromiso Seleccion No. 7 held in hand against a stone wall, a long dark rustic San Andres wrapper with a soft box press and the black and gold Dunbarton cross band
Not Even Free · 1/4$21.55 streetStrength: Medium-Full

Dunbarton Sin Compromiso Selección No. 7 Review

The Dunbarton Sin Compromiso Selección No. 7 is a Not Even Free (1/4) at about $21.55 street... a smooth leather, coffee and cream smoke for two thirds...

2026-10-17

Unlit Aging Room Quattro Nicaragua Maestro box-pressed torpedo held in hand against a stone wall, dark chocolate brown wrapper with the black and gold Aging Room band and the orange Nicaragua secondary band
Not Even Free · 1/4$13.50 to $14.40 streetStrength: Medium

Aging Room Quattro Nicaragua Maestro Review

The Aging Room Quattro Nicaragua Maestro is a Not Even Free (1/4) at $13.50 to $14.40 street... a bitey leather and minerality up front, a decent...

2026-10-15

Unlit Perdomo 30th Anniversary Maduro Epicure held in hand against a stone wall, dark brown box-pressed wrapper with the red, gold and blue 30th Anniversary bands
Hand-Me-One · 2/4$12.60 to $13 streetStrength: Mild-Medium

Perdomo 30th Anniversary Maduro Epicure Review

The Perdomo 30th Anniversary Maduro Epicure is a Hand-Me-One (2/4) at $12.60 to $13 street... good but subtle chocolate, cream, coffee and leather with...

2026-10-14

Unlit Diesel Uncaged Toro held in hand against a stone wall, light brown Habano Criollo wrapper with the cream paper Diesel Uncaged band
Five-Pack · 3/4$6.89 streetStrength: Medium

Diesel Uncaged Toro Review

The Diesel Uncaged Toro is a Five-Pack (3/4) at about $6.89 street... a near-perfect draw, big creamy smoke, and a sweet cream retrohale that kept...

2026-10-10

Unlit Ashton VSG Torpedo held in hand against a stone wall, dark reddish-brown Ecuadorian Sumatra wrapper with the gold, black and red Ashton VSG band
Five-Pack · 3/4$18.75 streetStrength: Medium

Ashton VSG Torpedo Review

The Ashton VSG Torpedo is a Five-Pack (3/4) at about $18.75 street... sweet cream, leather, and coffee from the light to the nub with a creamy smoke...

2026-10-04

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